Mother's Day conversation

Mom: I heard you called earlier.

Me: Yes, I thought you were still out at brunch.

Mom: Oh, I just got back. It was really nice.

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Mom: How was the weather today?

Me: Oh, um...I think it was raining?

Mom: What, you don't know?

Me: No, it's just that I got up at 1.

Mom: Sounds like someone was out.

Me: Yeah, and I'm still hungover. I mean, I puked inside this club last night. And then once we left, I puked outside some more. And now, I'm like still not well. I think most of the sickness ended like 2 hours ago.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!